True I couldn’t even watch it out so cringe 😬

the only good thing thats come from her being on the stand is the amount of memes that have come from it

@@candycakes7921 me to i was cringing so much I turn off the live trial, then I just watched highlights 😂

I keep hearing people say her testimony is too cringe-worthy to watch. Personally, I'm enjoying every minute of it. The more elaborate and crazy her story gets the better. With her lies, she is literally backing herself into a corner she can't get out of. Can't wait for the cross-exam to begin to see all those lies torn apart exposing her as the true manipulative liar she is, and for JD to finally receive the justice of having his good name restored.

@@denisemand4391 I couldn't agree more Denise. Watching her crucify herself is the most fun that I've had in years. I can't even get angry she's so ridiculous. Even if the world turned flat and she won it wouldn't even bother me because she has made such a fool of herself on that stand that she never will recover. Aside from showing he's a human being like the rest of us I believe Johnny's testimony was flawless. It took him a little while to get comfortable but once he did he was on a roll. I can't wait for the cross exam either. As a matter of fact I think I'm going to watch it at the neighbourhood Pub. Turn it into a real celebration. Great comment thanks for sharing.

Nice😅😅😅😅😆😆😆

2 many times they said it😅

That made me laugh so loud too 😂

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@@norakirayumi thanks!!

Hahahahaha ty for sharing i never caught that😅😅😅😅😅😅

Lmbo 😂🤣😂 gotta love Johnny!! ❤️

I missed that! Oh my God that's gold!

I'd never be able to keep my cool. Humor is a coping mechanism of mine too but I'd just lose my head hearing this bs coming from her.

Ikr? He’s like “Anytime now, no? ok”

🤣🤣

💯🥰😁

@@Vamssiisol It was his smile afterward that is what made me laugh the most, he knew it was coming.

When was that?-

Im not a fan of hers but havent they passed away?

@@richardrichard5680 I think her dad is still alive but her mother passed away in 2020.

@@williepearl278 not surprised

Not really, many ppl aren't close to their parents. Depp called his own mother abusive

@@notthedoctor8621 well she was a junky

yep

Agree

IT is weird indeed. Everywhere I comment, people tell me how much they love me and my content. Sometimes IT is annoying. But right now, IT would be okay. So say something nice about my content, dear kam

Your statement sums it up…. In my opinion.

To me he doesn`t seem to have control. He wants to answer the question but before he`s done, there`s an objection and most of the times he doesn`t have a clue why and smiles a bit. 😆 wich is great entertainment!

I think he seems very in control, in a certain charismatic way, even if he's unsure of all the rules and etiquette. With all his responses, he runs the show

Unlike that clownie car show put on by his ex. He had to witness that and just be "What was I thinking?"

They aren't controlling his emotions.

@@hifly1929 Ew ukraine pfp

That was such a 'distinguished gentleman ' statement

Pirates and 21 jump street still exists, so I must heavily disagree

I find mega pint much more funny!

He WON the internet that day w/ that statement! 😆🍷

Seems like poetry. 😂😂😂

Johnny is so hilarious 😆,how long have you been he’s fan jenni ?

@@lutherhaugen741 Since I've discovered him in Edward Scissorhands, I was in high school when I was 13 back in 1991.

@@jenniferdalwood1789 wow that’s being a long time ❤️‍🔥,so which part of the world are you from ?

Great answer 😃😃

Interpretation is a perception conclusion ! Xx ❣️ GIFT ❣️ Johnny is so right !

He’s the best,how long have you been he’s fan marilee?

Many of us are new fans

I guess his processing speed isn't that slow after all. 😎

Hello

@Springfield "for the fourth time that is my signature" 😎😎

😂😂

Hello

For the fourth time, that is my signature.😂 He is such a legend

Is that your signature? 4th time.

Those funding people never even let him finish an answer!!!

absolutely! said perfect!

Because he's an actor. They know how to deceive.

@@edie4321 I believe this is the real johnny, he isn’t deceiving anybody bc he’s innocent, he doesn’t have to, amber most definitely is trying to deceive everyone but she failed miserably

@@cunningstunt69 He got with a very toxic woman and had a very toxic relationship. In my eyes that makes them both toxic. There are no victims here.

the only time i agree with calling someone an alpha

​@Julia Wills I don't think his lawyers wanted him to hide any facet of who he is. Even when he's politely putting Rottenborn in his place, he does it calmly, professionally, and with the sophistication, and class that Rottenborn lacks.

Does his name actually imply that he was already born rotten?

@@08hge35f pretty sure I would have changed my name.

@@jamiedavis1182 well he could keep his last name just add "not" as his middle name 😁

me to just not the studying part I'm binge watching allllllll of his movies

@@jayaletshimisabapathy8120 I watched it and I love it its my favorite movie

What’s POTC

@@wedemboyz pirates of the caribbean

@@Truthseeker-kc8rd oh, duh! Silly me lol thank you

😂😂😂

Johnny Depp is q Rough Diamond.The most costly DIAMOND OF ALL.!!!! WHY??? BECAUSE it's not beentouched nor changed by HUMANS!!!! JOHNNYDEPPS THIS. A ROUGH DIAMOND.4 all TimE. AroHa Cin .N.Z x

@@cindymatthews7663wtf

A very large "necessary" glass of wine lol

He was drinking a MEGA pint… don’t forget!

I was waiting for him to say, “which is heavier, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?”

Got him with his own hearsay

a statement and not a question

Rottenhoochie tries to outdo, Johnny, but not going to happen, Johnny has more intelligence in his pinky finger than Rottenhoochie will ever come close to having.

You know even pope drink wine so 💁

You know...if I wanted to lie...I would tell you two truths as I say one lie

Yes,you'll learn that in years of that kind of behavior.and if I had a doctor(24/7),I would do everything I can to undoldge my self in any way,but that is two way street

He’s too funny 😂,how long have you been he’s fan zena ?

I watched most of this live and the corporate news segments after were so inaccurate in their reporting it was infuriating

I was thinking more on provoking him to try and trigger him in hopes of showing anger? But then again, they don't seem to as bright to think a few steps a head like that.

Sandra🦋 it's a contest 😅🤘

Patience of a saint

I wouldn't ... COULDN'T be this calm if this three ring circus🙄 was aimed at me. Johnny's calmness is amazing!!

no they are patient did you saw how slow he is

He's very talented have you checked out his art? You can here. He's a talent with an incrediable mind. I must say I did laugh at some of his remarks!!!

‘The tears of a clown, When there’s no one around” 🙏🏻💔🙏🏽

@@leeosmond9217 he’s a great artist

YES+++++

YES++++

Omg I didn't think you'd respond! But thank you and I am watching from California? If that's what you meant

@@saph402 that's a bot

It's funny and sad at the same time, really hope he can pull thru this mess.

Exactly, I would need a mega pint if I had to deal with that witch on a daily basis. Drink your wine Johnny. 😁

"A megapint?"

That was good one can't say he wasn't describing whatever a "Mega Pint" is in fluid oz. Johnny was respectful & it was good for him to quip " I poured myself a large glass of wine" Like paint a picture of Monster Johnny drinking Mega Pints of vino ( haha) then turning into the hideous character that this defamation trial is about. Well , Depp brought this trial ...He went for it. Now he's there in court so that Mrs Heard can retract what he feels is a false smear about himself. He knows he'd be scrutinized yet he also knew ( & his legal team too) that is he wanted to counter attack a smear article OpEd piece & he'd have to go to Court & take her to Court he did. Good on you Johnny even with addiction troubles and admitting he smashed a few cabinets he never roughed her up. He paid his lawyers & is in the ring fighting for a retraction of Mrs Heard OpEd & I hope any damaged from that OpEd article. That's no fun but makes me proud that he took her to court. A bit older now all of them now are seeing what's important with different eyes than they had years ago. So now he sees that a good name smeared in a article is not going to happen on his watch. Hope he gets his win in this case.

it was classic Jacksparrow style..he said poured 'miself' a glass 😂😂

Hello Karen thanks for the love and support that’s never goes unnoticed.

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took u long enough

Me 2.

Same here 🤗☺️

same🎉

Yes indeed! Sorry Amber we just love our Jack Sparrow.

I'd have said 'No' eventually. That would have been fantastic!

You have to be so sharp

Of course Johnny's lawyers are gonna let her go on and on about dogs and bees and megapints and whatever have you that has no relevance to her case. You think they're gonna stop any of these mooks from making driveling maroons of themselves for a second? Remember kids, never interrupt the enemy when they're making a mistake. It's rude.

@@WarHeroA21 thanks I’ll but that down in my pirate law

@@WarHeroA21 yeah bro for this trial they were on a very strict time limit they just wasted so much of there time that they couldn’t form a rebuttal case which was great for johnny

I agree! It’s impossible to testify if you are asked a question and then an objection is forwarded only three words into the reply. 🤣🤣

The more you say hearsay the more guilty you look

Thank you so much for your unconditional love,support and always believing in me.

@@JohnnyDepp.. My family and I love you and have much respect for you. You are a wonderful soul, so inspiring. We wish you the best of success and lots of happiness.

​@@alysonelynhiavu4820It's a bot

I was actually wondering who the other male voices that were laughing were. Ben Chew is possible, but he wasn't mic'ed. If Rottenborn wasn't laughing too, I can't explain it.

@@jessejordache1869 Yes it actually was rottenborn, the guy who's only job isto act serious when johnny is "lying" and then blame him. Lol

@@jessejordache1869 Tbh it I kinda liked it. Shows that rottenborn wasn't always 100% hostile towards johnny bc of the case and sometimes could genuinely laugh with him like a normal person.

@@troglodyte2042 I get it -- it's definitely a humanizing moment. I just found it hard to believe.

@@jessejordache1869 ikr? I watched it like 7 times to make sure it was him. But even tho I liked it I still think rottenborn is garbage lawyer lol

Omg that’s right! He objected twice then he said that it was hilarious!!! 😂

Agreed

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@@ethzero Thank you, I missed it the first time and so putting this time stamp helped! Thanks!

@@ethzero around 1:32 he’s knows what to do 🎶

I was just coming to mention that bit. I laughed so loud in surprised hubby didn't hear me!!

HERESAY

Here, say.. Rotten, Born.

U have to realize too though. He's had plenty of training with the patience & keeping his composure just dealing with Amber Heard all these years. He's a beautiful person inside/out & the fact that his support team/family has stuck by his side all these years just proves that he's a genuinely great guy. Id feel completely blessed to have a man like him in my life

He probably smoked a MEGA weed before each session

i think that's why cigarettes were allowed in the courtroom (until 2006 in UK). all those long hours must be stressing them a lot 😂

Or this is the day you thaught you got Johnny Depth

@@paulbeard3238 That's Johnny Depp? I thought that was the guy with scissors for fingers.

@@debunkthejunk1 oops my bad 😞😔☹️

Not on Amber heard's side but the same happened to her as well.

@@Fkillergr you need see the videos properly then.

@@dancebumps you are just watching one side of it though.

He's rambling a lot, and it's the attorney's job. Honestly, both of them deserve better than to have this in the public eye.

@@vaguedreams i guess she couldve not defamed him then...

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She Is CRUEL. SHE KNOWS how to feel cruelty

And she can’t even cry

perfect description of both

😆 🤣 😂

Also loved that

Right!

🙄🙄🙄

😡

I just grabbed the bottle! No point in wasting dishwashing liquid.

Yes, necessary for your full blown addiction.

@@Doriesep6622 not everyone is weak enough to have addictions, some people just enjoy a daily drink

Yeesss I feel you buddy

@@jebalitabb8228 ain't about being weak its a illness don't belittle people that's out of order yes they had to drink to become Addicted but its still a illness

@@potverdorie2386 no, we weren't but there's enough evidence that she's the abuser.

yep

@@anamunitic1374 she’s evil he’s not She’s lying he’s not

The tissues in front of Heard get about as much use as condoms in a senior center

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Hello liz thanks for the love and support that’s never goes unnoticed.

@@johnnydepp6501 BRUH

Same hahahaha.

Anytime Gemini’s can stick it in there we do!!!! 🤗

Yeah that's gotta be my favourite one so far lmao

idk why johnnys response is considered funny; can someone please explain, i dnt get it.

what’s funny

Lol. I poured myself a glass of wine, yes

@@toffeeapple4145 I thought I could not love Johnny Depp any more but that man is even more awesome than I knew!

You read that very very well. 😂

I know I couldnt do it. thats truly a talent. What character!

Johnny’s “serenity” comes from “being in the right” and speaking Truth”.

@@webcityguymyclubb4032 because he is

you don't know him and he doesn't know you. It's genuinely weird that you commented this.

He has the patience of Job, no way could I have maintained composure

The best!

Killed me 😹😹😹

I though it was only me!!! 😂😂😂

Depp on the stand has to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Like Depp whenever he said hearsay out loud had me dying because it's true. You can put anything on paper, but unless it's proven true it means nothing.

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